youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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