my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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