My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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