There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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