Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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