Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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