Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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