I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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