How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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