im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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