I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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