I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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