"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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