is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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