Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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