he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I wish they made helmets for livers.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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