He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Did you just see the Batmobile???
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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