People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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