so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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