why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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