Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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