i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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