Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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