oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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