Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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