I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
She even gives head with a lisp.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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