we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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