p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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