I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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