Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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