You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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