I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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