he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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