remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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