there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize