Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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