If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Randomize