Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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