i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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