I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
