I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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