Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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