i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize