And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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