She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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