i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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