we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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