Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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