no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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