Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Alive.
So much puke
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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