my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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