At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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