What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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