he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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