He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Randomize
