Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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