He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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