Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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