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I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy

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(631): View more from New York

just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.

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(817): View more from Texas

And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub

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(720): View more from Colorado

Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate

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(416): View more from Toronto

Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world

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(281): View more from Texas

Btw I puked in your glovebox

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