After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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